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Sales pitch

Sales pitch! Want a tan? Wana swim? Want to relax? Want to surf? Eant a different culture thats not to different? Want the jungle? Want to explore caves? Want good food? Want to try out your spanish? Want amazing bakery cheese pasteries? Want to be salty? Want the heatt? Want the sun? Want your spanish hair to go blonde? Want to waide waist deep in a protected cove drinking a beer while watching the surfers? Want to listen. To salsa? Want to stay ten feet from the ocean? Wamt to make it come true? Then get your ass to Puerto rico! It's close.  It's cheep tp get here.  Three twenty bucks from Boston. No u cant stay with us but there are empty aptz in the same complex. Plus we know others near by. Dont live vicariously through us. Come live vicariously through yourself. Call in sick for a week. We are here until march thirty. Everyday is 82 and sunny. Everyday the waves are great. Our place even vame with a huge deep fryer. What the hell are you waiting for. Get your ass down here and we will cook you up some mofongo.
Love mantis and mango.

Dia numero uno

Electric hot water off. Furnace down to fourty f. Lock front door. Zurfboards under aems. Walk downtown. Shiver in our sandles and summer atire. Hop on bus. Boston. Smile real big. Check surfboards for free. Tortous night flivht. Smooth landing. Puertoricans cheer and clap. Charlie var rental. UnlOck front door. YES. Sleep to sound of pounding surf. Wake at two pm. Hot hot hot. Fifty spf everywhere. Doubble overhead. Nervious. One goes surfing. One uses better judgement. Turtles. Reaf. Sun. Heat. Spanish. Waves. Waves. Big waves. Safe on shore. Stock shelves. Tacos. Rum. Read. Sleep
Sorry bout spelling. Typing on a smart phone is a b.
Love mantis and mango