Why hello out there! Guess i have to say Happy New Year as its that time.
Here for you i have a special story that i think you´ll enjoy.
Getting the permit on the Guatemalan side was easy, it just took a while to process all the paperwork. While standing around waiting we witnessed a very curious thing. A group of 6 or 8 scraggly looking men, stacks of documents in hand, crowded around 2 of the office windows. At first it didn’t seem like they knew each other and were simply crowding around the window hoping to be the next in line. But as we watched more closely we noticed they certainly weren’t acting like normal business men. Every few minutes one of them would grab the crotch of the man beside or behind him and give a good chuckle, in return the man who’s balls had been squeezed, along with the rest of the group, would chuckle back. It wasn’t just a one time deal either, the more we watched the more balls we saw grabbed, and if the man who’s turn it was to be the aggressor wanted to squeeze the guys balls ahead of him he simply reached between the mans legs to get there. We decided that they must have been a travelling group of gay El Salvadorian car importers, then it got even weirder, we started to wonder if possibly ball grabbing was simply part of their culture.
A new guy approached and it was obvious he wasn’t part of the travelling group of gay El Salvadorian car importers. Immediately one of the GESCI turned around as if to introduce himself to the man but instead just grabbed his balls. The new guy jumped and we could see he was taken aback by the unproved attack but he didn’t do anything other then simply smile while the group chuckled. What the hell was going on? Just then an official boarder employee walked past the group, of course one of the men stepped out of the mob to great him, the man must have been special as he got the full treatment, a pat on the head a slap on the ass and then a nice big ball grab. Again the official didn’t do anything but turn around and smile before walking through a doorway. Who grabs stranger’s ball and gets a response like that? I was ready to run if the mob approached which gladly they didn’t, guess gringos are exempt from cultural ball grabbing tradition.
Micah and GRACHEL the pirate
