Maybe they were just a fad when I was a kid but does anyone else remember those “Choose Your Own Adventure” stories.
Turn to page 29 if you want to descend the latter in search of riches
Turn to page 41 if you want to climb the latter and follow Vicky
Last night I felt like I was in a twisted and disturbing version of one of those “Choose Your Own Adventures” where the reader has decided instead of just making a singular selection to choose every option every time.
Turn to page 32 if you want your room to be filled with cob webs and the door to be rotting away to nothing
Turn to page 76 if you want your bed to be like a trampoline so when your wife rolls over you bounce into the air
He Choose Both!
Turn to page 98 if you want your food bag to be raided by a nosy pack of rats in the middle of the night
Turn to page 546 if you want to be attacked by a swarm of mosquitoes
Of course he choose both again
Turn to page 45 if you want the power to go out and the fan to quite
Turn to page 234 if you want the temperature in the room to get oppressively hot and to sweat to death
Yes yes, he choose both
Turn to page 12 if you want the local Mosque to start blaring prays at 4:30am
Turn to page 84 if you want the centipede bite you sustained on your elbow earlier in the day to flare up and keep you from sleeping
You guessed it he chose both
Needless to say, it was a long night
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Check out Rachael's wave yesterday, holly shit, everyone on the beach went wild, twaz a sight to see!!!!
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